sherlockig:

the closer we get to october the more scared i get like are we sure we will survive another season?? are we sure??

thewigglingrng:

drdemonprince:

neonpigeons:

already there. i’m doing my part 🫡

bare minimum mondays too tired to care tuesdays whatever i can get away with wednesdays this job sucks thursdays fuck it fridays sat on my ass saturdays and somebody else is gonna have to do it sundays

headspace-hotel:

They did it??? They actually fucking did it???

THIS IS AMAZING

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath “you’ll be happy you did it you’ll be happy you did it you’ll be happy you did it” as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying “no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go.”

fuckingtiredbitch:

angryfishtrap:

ingek73:

yip-yip:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

markingatlightspeed:

ratfuck:

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

riveteers-ringleader:

anxietyproblem:

damascusdalek:

sbeana:

sbeana:

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

who fucking reblogged this as ben ten

depsidase:

frankbelloriley:

medblr-td:

Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

yeah, this is really funny

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

jon-jarchivist-sims:

jon-jarchivist-sims:

striders:

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

cerothenull:

whilomm:

ALT

?

vonkarma2:

broadcastnews1987:

broadcastnews1987:

by far the most blurbs of ever

people in the tags saying they will never/have never seen a tom cruise movie….wyd. these words should have the opposite effect on u. this is like 3 great reasons to get rly into tom cruise